Yet another Doods list. For hockey fans only

My brother went to the Nov 8 Toronto Maple Leafs win against the Washington Capitols . Here are the top 3 heckles overheard at the game
3. Shoot the puck Kaberle or I'm gonna shit on your face!!!

2. Klee! stop playing like Aki Berg you fuckin idiot!!!

1. Ah, Fuck this--I'm going home!! [After Andy Frost announces that Aki Berg is scratched from the line-up before the game]